Stupid Questions that bug me:

• What is a SlipPit?  (read the description)
• Are they this year's crop?  (plastered all over the site)
• What is an Orchard Blend?  (again...asked and answered)
• Do you buy other apricots of other varieties and mix them in the Blend?
• (We don't touch anything but our own apricots)
• Are they all Blenheims?  (OMG THAT'S ALL WE GROW) 
• Can I get a discount on the slabs?   (never)
• Can I get a discount on the shipping?  (rates set by USPO or UPS...not me)
• Why are these apricots so expensive?   (There's nothing like them in the world)

People......people....please......stop calling me.